Mountains disappearing into fog. Friedrich Nietzsche “We’ve just corrected David on his pronunciation of Zeiton Crystal. He’s simply not hardcore.” –Steven Moffat, on David Tenant “Divorce is simply horrible, it is one among Satan’s greatest instruments to kill America.” –Representative Dick Harwood Si possis recte, si non, quocumque modo rem. Sean Kennedy “That’s the perfect sleep ever.” “What, falling asleep on the subway?” “No, before a colonoscopy.” –Anonymous Co-workers “ACPI is an entire design catastrophe in every manner. But we’re kind of caught with it. If any Intel individuals are listening to this and also you had anything to do with ACPI, shoot your self now, before you reproduce.” –Linus Torvalds “I feel our Intertubes need more fibre.” –The Doctor “Let’s develop old collectively.” “Yeah, I’ve got a couple of more gray hairs to give you.” “Your hairline’s receeding nicely.” –Lyssa and Bryce “On this crowd, obsessions and compulsions run the gamut. So lengthy as someone is not going up and stapling themselves to the wall, we’re doing all proper.” –Jason “The secret of success in artificial chemistry is understanding what you may afford not to worry about.” –Derek Lowe, Ph.D “M-, are you smoking crack again?!” –Belongings you by no means want to listen to your manager say in a meeting “Are you making an attempt to appear to be a dork, or is it pure?” “It’s a present. In the superpower lottery, I believe I obtained the booby prize.” –Lyssa and the Doctor “Tongue in cheek? No, tongue not in cheek. Serious as tongue hacked off with machete!” –Max Brooks “I will not use the Programs for, and is not going to enable the Programs for use for, any purposes prohibited by United States law, including, with out limitation, for the development, design, manufacture or manufacturing of nuclear, chemical or biological weapons of mass destruction.” –From Oracle’s license settlement “Ignore the fools, they wouldn’t know classical magnificence if it hit them over the pinnacle with a Hello Kitty doll.” –Dusza Beben “Oh, child, you give me Pac-Man fever! Wock-wock-wock-wock!” –Anonymous cow-orker “The future of Science Fiction? We’re dwelling in it. Those ”Future History” charts within the back of every Robert A Heinlein paperback, when I used to be about 14, had the early twenty first century tagged as the ”Crazy Years”. He had an American theocratic dictatorship happening about then. I hope we miss that one. Otherwise, I’m assuming these are those years.” –William Gibson “This place makes me want to do evil, evil issues to FIPS 140-2 compliant crypto modules.” –The Doctor, on his honeymoon The Bible accommodates six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals.

person in gray long sleeve shirt holding white paper Ivan Stang, Church of the Subgenius “You sleep with the fishies, little food pellet!” –Jason “That drink sucked!” –Bobby Flay “Ewww!” “I don’t need to listen to about it. If it is black it was my fault, I was dusting.” “It’s attempting to speak in semaphore.” –Bryce and Lyssa “Apparently there is a real void within the porno world for scenes involving flamethrowing hearses.” –Pyrotech C3H8, on ALEXI appearing in a pornographic film “I can see your boobs from right here.” –Kurt Harland, on stage on the DNA Lounge, 20080113 “The Earth does one thing very effectively: It rides out all these maniacs.” –Louis Trapani, on eschatological obsession “I’d been writing in C for quite a few years, and I’d developed a type of pidgin C that I used in fleshing out modules. I’d write just a few pages in this high-level pseudo-C, then spend half a day ”compiling it” into 6502 assembler. Sometimes a significant chunk of code would work the primary time (this is a scary expertise, actually it is).” –Landon Dyer, on working for Atari in 1982 “The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind.” –H.P. Dec 21, 2023: My little household is within the production of A Christmas Carol honoring the retirement of the director of the theater the place W & I met.

Steve Ballmer Facts often matter little within the face of fervently held perceptions. NO.” –Robert “Greyhounds, Bryce, are cats on stilts.” –Cate “I’m an optimist as a result of I want to alter things for the higher and I do know that blood needs to be spilled and disharmony and cruelty are crucial to do this.” –Henry Rollins “I’m not trashing your guide, I’m trashing your philosophy of life.” –Jon Stewart to Chris Matthews “I haven’t got enough brains to make it on my own, but so long as I can see my buddy, we do okay.” –Nick, on the thought processes of alpacas “I would come and fetch but I’m yarned.” –Lyssa, while knitting “Mouse turds! Give it some thought and take a look at to inform me I’m incorrect, especially on scorching goth chicks.” –Pyrotech C3H8 “My father is a 60 year previous coal miner and has cleaner lungs than Al’s insides.” –Lyssa, on having to scrub out Alphonse’s chassis “Simply because somebody disagrees with you and even argues adamantly against your points doesn’t suggest he/she isn’t in your facet.

It has no less than nearly as good a compression ratio as b0rk.” –The Doctor and Jarin, on the LOLbible “Djarums: They’re like smoking a belt sander.” –The Doctor, on clove cigarettes “In 2012, I’m going to be 70 years old. It’s not unusual for men to get a bit inebriated prior to a sexual encounter and good judgment seems to diminish with every drink. Then he has an excellent excuse for not being erect any longer and he avoids a protracted intimate situation that he fears. There is some type of perverse pleasure in figuring out that it’s principally unimaginable to send a piece of hate mail via the Internet with out its being touched by a gay program. There are durations of history when the visions of madmen and dope fiends are a greater information to reality than the frequent sense interpretation obtainable to the so-known as normal mind. Don’t get me unsuitable I love Rebecca my new spouse but with Rebecca and that i being in our 30s i all the time had it in my mind that Dawn have to be the spitting image of her beautiful mother at 18 years of age. Here, the allure and danger of stunning women in Bond lore comes collectively in a single cartoonishly apparent, but mysteriously immortal, picture.

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